consolecadet:

if you ever need to turn down unwanted sexual advances, do it Dr. Seuss style

I would not fuck you in a box

I would not fuck you wearing socks

I would not fuck you here or there

I would not fuck you anywhere


beautifulsoulo:

narputo:

geeksquadgangbang:

Sarah Silverman is visited by Jesus Christ

This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever

I THINK THAT US WOMEN SHOULD STAND TOGETHER AND FIGHT AGAINST THIS! WE SHOULD TOTALLY GET THIS INTO LAW! *smirks*

Because hangovers hurt less than heartache.
Six Word Story by P.P. (via onlythegentlestarestrong)

swingsetindecember:

i wish more people said that being single is normal

and you’re not going to meet and marry someone

and that’s fine

and if marriage happens, it happens. and it’s not the next big ticket to check off in life’s checklist

because not everyone meets someone they want to marry. and that’s normal

you’re not broken or unfulfilled if you are single


dontyoucallyourhusbanddaddy:

Preach. [x]


newspaperblackout:

Love blackouts by Austin Kleon

Happy Valentine’s Day, y’all.

PS. Some of these are available as prints in the shop.


"I just believe in me

Yoko and me.” - God, by John Lennon

"She certainly didn’t break the group up. I don’t think you can blame her for anything.” - Paul McCartney

(Source: rongo-sturr)


daft-cunts:

wandering-punk:

vigilantespanties:

Fred Rogers Acceptance Speech - 1997

legendary.

I’m tearing up. 

absolutcute:

i want to look like an arctic monkeys song